3/19/2009

Going Green

I just stumbled across this picture in my files, and given that it's still St. Patty's week, I needed to post it.


This is St. Patricks' Day circa 1988. Pictured in this photo (from L-R) are my mom, my arm (my mom's fro blocked my face), my grandpa Andy, my grandma Lorraine and Kalin. My dad must be the one taking the photo, which is really too bad; I'm almost positive this was the era of his molester moustache.

St. Patty's Day was a big tradition in this house. Notice and enjoy the "shamrocks" on each place setting and atop the toothpicks in the cabbage and corned beef. (Funny story about me: corned beef and cabbage used to be one of my favorite meals - second only to chicken fried steak. I enjoyed it so much in fact that when we were on a cruise in 1990 over St. Patty's Day, that's what I ordered for my lunch one day. I will tell you from firsthand experience corned beef and cabbage + rough seas do not mix.) Anywho, those lovely three-leafed clovers were made by moi. I also loved pouring the food coloring into the adults' beers and Kalin's and my water.

Not only does this picture bring back from terrific memories, I also made a few observations:

1. Mom - good call on your new 'do.
2. Mom - good call on ditching the country decor and moving on to Elan. Goo! I mean I know rust was probably in style and that wallpaper was the cream of the crop, but let's never go back there again, mmkay?
3. Mom - pinch. The sweatsuit, yup, that's right - sweatsuit - you are wearing is red, not green.
4. Mom - I don't think 3/4-length shirts were in at the time (but sweatsuits clearly were). So my question for you is why the heck my sleeve hits be at about my elbow?
5. Kalin - was that water glass so heavy your scrawny little four-year-old arms needed two hands to hold it? The funny thing is now your arms could bench press me, mom, grandpa Andy and grandma at once.

3/13/2009

Breast Cancer 3-Day

I've been contemplating registering for a 2009 Breast Cancer 3-Day ever since I took my new job. I just knew I'd kind of miss it. But I was also struggling with whether or not to sign up: on one hand I have at least one person to walk Denver with (Kristi) and someone to train with in Omaha (Dianna). But, it is the weekend before Meghan's wedding AND I have to raise $2,300 to participate, something I'm worried about because of the fundraising I have to do for Zoofari, Paint the Town Orange and Wine 'Til Nine (Shannon and I are involved again this year). I'm worried I am going to tap out my fundraising sources. However, I totally and 100 percent believe in the power of numbers. I haven't been on Facebook since February 25, but I think I have around 300 friends. (I'm so cool.) If each friend donated $7.60, I'd reach my fundraising goal lickity split - and $7.60 doesn't seem like that large of an amount, does it? So please, if you can, donate $7.60 to my Breast Cancer 3-Day efforts. I'll of course accept more :). It's actually a very small price to pay if you think about what you are donating to: a world without breast cancer.

We're also open to new team members. Let me know if you are interested in walking 60 miles over the course of three days August 28-30.

Visit my Breast Cancer 3-Day page here.

Thanks in advance for your support,
Wendy

3/12/2009

Dear Sprint

Thank you for laying off my brother, especially after making him move to Virginia for eight months. At least we're saving money on the deal because we'll be canceling our Sprint plan.

Sincerely yours,
Wendy

PS: As Emilie would say, suck it.

Unlucky Leprechaun

I don't understand how some people are so dumb as to try and steal $2.5 million in cars from their own dealership. It appears to me Mr. Patch should have kept his gig as the friendly face on Lucky Charms boxes. (Maybe it's a publicity stunt and he's just trying to get attention before St. Patty's Day.) Story and photo courtesy of Omaha.com.

Patch
81-vehicle theft looks like an inside job



SCOTTSBLUFF, Neb. — Three Scottsbluff auto dealership executives are expected to be under arrest by this morning after they packed up their belongings, loaded 81 new vehicles onto trucks and left town.

Scottsbluff police, with help from federal authorities, tracked the trio across the southwestern United States on Wednesday as many of the vehicles were sold at auctions.

Felony theft charges were filed in Scotts Bluff County Court on Wednesday against Legacy Auto Sales owner Allen Patch and two of his senior managers: comptroller Rachel Fait, 37, and general manager Rick Covello, 53.

Detectives located Patch, 52, at his attorney's office in Tooele County, Utah, and were waiting to arrest him. Scottsbluff Police Capt. Kevin Spencer said he had not been arrested as of 8:30 p.m. CDT.

Fait was arrested in Tooele County earlier Wednesday. Covello is expected to turn himself in to Scottsbluff authorities today.

According to police, 81 new Ford and Toyota vehicles were loaded onto auto transport trailers from the dealership over the weekend and Monday evening. Scotts Bluff Deputy County Attorney John Childress said the vehicles, among them sedans to pickups, are valued at more than $2.5 million.

According to court documents, plans to title and sell the vehicles at auto auctions were in the works for weeks.

A Utah company, Rausch Transports, told police that Fait contacted them last week, saying she needed cars taken to auctions in Las Vegas and Salt Lake City.

According to police, dealership employees converted manufacturer documents to ownership titles at the Scotts Bluff County Clerk's Office on Feb. 26 and 27 and then Thursday, Friday and Monday.

It is not unusual for a car dealership to obtain vehicle titles, Spencer said, but in this case, "the cars weren't theirs to sell because they were owned by a Toyota financing company."

A dealership sales manager not involved in the case said that with the titles, a dealer can sell vehicles for cash at an auto auction.

The thefts appear to have been motivated by Patch's financial difficulties, according to Spencer. Platte Valley Bank had been overseeing the dealership's daily operations for about three months.

According to an arrest affidavit, two employees told police that Fait was suspected of embezzling money from the company. One said Fait had taken more than $46,000 from the business and kept a large backpack filled with cash.

Authorities had tracked down at least 36 vehicles, including 16 sold at a Salt Lake City auction and seven recovered from a Salt Lake City dealership. Vehicles were also found in Las Vegas, but that number was not available. Police found seven vehicles parked at the Western Nebraska Regional Airport in Scottsbluff.

Rob Brasher, owner of Brashers Salt Lake Auto Auction in Utah, confirmed that some of the stolen vehicles had been sold at his business. He declined to comment further, saying he needed to talk to a lawyer because he was trying to work out issues with Toyota.

Doug Bergener, a manager at Bargain Buggys in Tooele, Utah, a suburb of Salt Lake City, said he and his partner have known Patch and Fait for nearly 20 years.

Bergener said he heard recently that Patch and Fait were shutting down the Scottsbluff dealership, and he offered to buy 10 used vehicles.

The vehicles arrived at the Manheim Utah Auto Auction in Woods Cross, Utah, aboard an auto transport truck Monday morning.

But they weren't used cars. They were 2009 Toyotas. Corollas. Matrixes. Yarises. Tacomas.

"All new — brand new," Bergener said.

Following standard procedure, Bergener financed the vehicles through the auto auction and had 90 days to sell them on his lot before they went back to the auction.

By Tuesday, Bergener had sales pending on four of the vehicles. Then he got a call telling him not to sell them because the vehicles were stolen.

Bergener said Patch told him that he paid for the vehicles and had titles for them.

"I don't think anyone can prove anything's illegal at this point," Bergener said. "We've know Allen for 15 years and never knew him to do anything underhanded. There's been no reason not to trust him. He's always been honest. It'll all come out in the wash."

Police said they were confident they would be able to track down most of the vehicles. Spencer said transport companies must register with ports of authority when entering states and are required to carry a bill of lading, a document issued by the carrier acknowledging that the goods have been received.

According to the arrest affidavit, Joseph Carlson, a representative of Toyota Financial Services based in Overland Park, Kan., told police that Toyota owned all the cars, having lent the dealership "millions of dollars in operating expenses." Carlson told police there was no reason to convert car documents to ownership titles except to "convert them (the vehicles) to cash."

Childress, the deputy county attorney, said the transportation company based in Utah appears to have been another victim and was not knowingly involved. He said the company had been paid with a fraudulent cashier's check. An arrest affidavit said the company had been paid $18,000 and had been cooperating in locating the vehicles.

Miranda Cervantes, an employee at Legacy Auto Sales, said employees arrived Tuesday morning and found most of the cars missing from the lot. The desks used by Patch, Fait and Covello had been emptied, and their computers had been taken.

Police found similar circumstances at the trio's homes. Spencer said police went to the home of Fait and a home shared by Patch and Covello. It appeared that most of their belongings had been removed, Spencer said, and both homes were posted for sale.

Toyota representatives were at the dealership Wednesday, conducting an inventory of vehicles. An official from the Nebraska Motor Vehicle Licensing Industry Board, which regulates vehicle registrations and personnel, arrived late Wednesday morning.

The business remained open and was being overseen by Platte Valley Bank.

3/06/2009

Young Professionals

What IS a young professional? Does that make college students wanna be young professionals? When do I become a middle-aged professional? Does Omaha have middle-aged professional organizations? We shouldn't overlook the middle-aged professionals. At what age am I an old professional? Will Kohl's combine their senior citizen discount with a happy hour for old professionals? "Excuse me old professional, here's your Metamucil on the rocks. How was work today? Your teeth didn't fall out during your presentation? I'm glad to hear that. And yes, that mumu is 30 percent off."

3/03/2009

Zak's Going Home!

Yippee! Zak is going home and believe it or not, we have American Airlines to thank! Very cool of you to step up to the plate, AA. Sorry for talking smack about you all the time. Now if your flights would start being punctual and you'd stop charging for checked luggage, you might be my favorite airline.

In all seriousness, thanks and job well done American Airlines.

Read about AA's donation here.

Spare a nickel?

Last night I teared up after reading this story on Omaha.com and then seeing it on the news. The deceased truck driver's son was talking about how Zak was his dad's riding companion since he was a pup. The family is trying to get Zak back to California as he's the biggest memory they have. Tear in and of itself. But then I think about it from Zak's perspective - his owner is gone. The man he drove around the country with is no more. Although in great hands at the Nebraska Humane Society, he's got to be awfully lonely... and no doubt missing the Californ-i-a temps. So spare some change and let's get Zak back. I like to think about the power of numbers. If 300,000 Omahans donated $.05 each, we'd raise $15,000. And that's pretty rebarkable.

2/27/2009

Fact:

Celine Dion was mesmerizing and her concert was one of the best I've been to.

The Omaha World-Herald approves, too.

2/26/2009

Whoops

Turns out T Fitch reads the Mrs.'s blog, and isn't so thrilled about the $160 sweater.

Busted.

2/25/2009

And this would be why it kills me to buy things full price

Disclaimer: I'm throwing out prices in this post - not to be all "I spent $XYZ on this" but rather to paint a picture of how I got owned by Von Maur.

I bought a Free People (I love that brand) sweater from VM before Jackson Hole. I was desperate for clothes to take and something to wear with my new Uggs (of which you'll hear more about). So, I bought it at full price - something ridiculous like $160. Totally unlike me but it was either wear old, balled-up sweaters or invest in something new. I chose the latter.

Going back to those Uggs - T Fitch got me some for Christmas. I exchanged 'em for a different style (kind of an unnecessary element to the story). Bottom line: Uggs = full price.

Fast forward to last night when I'm killing time at Von Maur before a KKG Advisory Board meeting. I'm perusing the sale rack in Expressions - my favorite department at Von Maur and home to the Free People section. What do I see on the rounder? (Thank you Gap job for the proper store fixture terminology.) The freaking sweater I bought for $160 or something ridiculous like that. Now - I'm going to give you a few seconds to sit before I tell you the sale price.........................................


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................................................................................................... $32.

If my College Algebra skills are any good, that's 80 percent off the original price. Slightly pissed, I walk to the shoe sale room and what do I spot on the shelf? My freaking Uggs, slashed from $180 to $155. Not a ginormous difference, but on sale nonetheless.

And that, my friends, is why I have a very hard time buying anything at full price.

In other VM news, our friend who works in Von Maur's men's department and was standing right next to one of the 12/5/07 victims as he got shot (I think it was Gary Scharf - the man shot on second floor), spoke pretty openly about the incident to us Friday night. More importantly, she spoke about the amazing support the Von Maur family offered the victims' families and the store employees. Two things that stuck out in my mind: the Von Maur family paid for all eight of the victims' funerals and attended all eight of the funerals. How incredible is that? The stories she shared about how awesome Von Maur was and continues to be make me a shopper for life. (Even if they put clothes on sale after I pay full price.) A few other things I found totally moving were the stories of some of the brands Von Maur carries. From buying merchandise back to a personal phone call from Ralph Lauren to a personal check to the victims fund from Steve Madden, it once again shows that this was a tragedy affecting more than Omaha and makes me want to tell Mark Boal from Rolling Stone to go to hell yet again.

2/20/2009

An Oblogatory Post

In keeping with my at-least-a-post-a-week pact, I must write something. But I don’t have anything in particular to blog about so it’s gonna be random. Here goes.

1. My backspace key on my computer is sticking and it is driving me nuts. NUTS I tell ya.

2. My work bag has turned into my nonprofit bag. It’s chockfull of YWCA, Zoofari and Kappa stuff. And if the Coach tote I absolultey love breaks because of volunteering, well, then, that's where I draw the line.

3. Grease is the word. But I really only think there is one Danny Zuko and Sandra Dee – and that would be Johnny T and Olivia Newton John.

4. I’m super stoked about the YWCA event Shannon and I chairing. Don’t know when it will be so just go ahead and block out November.

5. TFGIFF! That is the R-rated version of TGIF. You know - when you REALLY mean TGIF.

6. This morning at the Omaha Home Show, housed at the Qwest Center, I saw what appeared to be a homeless man. "Hm, I wonder, how he got in if he's homeless?" I asked myself. "He must not be homeless. He must just be dirty and smelly and raggedy and pushing a walker that just looks like a cart a homeless person pushes." That was around 11 a.m. Around 2 p.m., when I'm driving back from a lunch at Noodle Zoo (the one where I got really jazzed about the YWCA event Shannon and I are chairing) who do I see crossing the street at 42nd and Dodge? The dirty and smelly and raggedy man from the Home Show, pushing his cart. I shit you not - crossing Dodge Street right in front of me to get to the Family Dollar. Clearly homeless, clearly at the Home Show to get free shit. Don't know how he got in (they take tickets you know). But what I can tell you is that dude can hoof it!

2/13/2009

Pretty in Pink

I love me some pink: pink camera, pink cell phone, pink Clarisonic. But the pink blog was getting a little too much. It looked like I was the corporate blog for Pepto Bismol. I was pinking it was time for a change.

2/11/2009

Howdy

I follow a handful of blogs and I find it lame when they are not frequently updated. Static for more than a month is way too long. (But I can't complain too much - Sweetie P's blog is a culprit.)

When I'm trying to ease into the day with a cup of coffee and a quick perusing of Omaha.com and my bookmarked blogs, I'm annoyed when there isn't any new content. But I have to practice what I preach. So, I'm going to try to post at least once a week in an effort to keep this blog semi-fresh and readers coming back for more. Even if it's a quick hello.

So, that's essentially what this post is. It's a hello. Which is why it's pretty boring. But at least you're getting some action. (That's what she said.)

2/04/2009

Oh Happy Day

You can now actually set up folders in gmail. It's amazing! I think I've died and went to an organized inbox heaven.

2/03/2009

Potty mouth

There's been a lot of buzz about this Michael-Phelps-smoking-the-weed-out-of-a-bong image. There's a lot of "he's human" and "under so much pressure" talk out there. I don't care. Did he not go through D.A.R.E.? We're all human and under so much pressure, yet the last time I smoked the pot was, I don't know, NEVER. I'm not trying to be some goody goody and high and mighty, but need I remind the American public weed is illegal? I'm pretty sure if little unknown me can get away without ever having smoked pot, a super-athlete, Olympic legend, millionaire can as well.

And if that is a diamond-clad Omega watch on his wrist in that picture - aka one of his sponsors - we'll that is just extremely poor judgement. Isn't that like drinking in your letters?

Exit high horse.

1/30/2009

Mrs. Shearer, may I please have your autograph?

A new approach to the spelling list



Caleb Johnson drew a picture of a referee blowing a whistle to help remember the difference between spelling quit and quiet.

Because they're look-alike words, it's hard to see the difference, especially when the 11-year-old is working fast.

His sixth-grade teacher at District 66's Swanson Elementary knows that's a problem for many students. But she stressed in a recent lesson that it's no excuse. They have to get it right when they write.

Learning commonly used and often misspelled words - with less rote memorization - has been part of the district's spelling curriculum for about a dozen years.

Now other metro-area districts, including Omaha, Millard and Papillion-La Vista, are joining in the approach.


At Swanson Elementary, spelling lessons emphasize commonly used and often misspelled words, and less rote memorization.

In general, the idea is to move away from asking students to memorize a weekly list of words, especially if they don't yet know what the words mean or use them when they write. (How many times, after all, did you write the word acquiescence last year?)

Students still might get a spelling list. But instead of simply writing each word three times, they're asked to use the words when they journal, to find and correct misspellings or improper usage in a passage, or to work on look-alike words as Caleb's class did. Such activities help to make the words part of the long-term memory.

Teachers also focus on words youngsters use and misspell the most, such as neighbor or through.

"We're expecting kids to perfect words in their vocabulary," said Nancy Oberst, elementary education director for the Omaha district. "As opposed to learning to spell lots of fun and interesting words that we never use when we write."

Some Westside parents find the approach odd, especially if they're new to the district, said Swanson Elementary Principal Laura Croom.

"There are still parents that think we're not teaching spelling because they don't see the weekly lists that come home," said Croom, who also oversees the district's spelling curriculum.

Croom said the shift away from memorizing weekly lists doesn't mean educators don't care about spelling. Learning to spell, she said, is still important.

Yes, computers can spell check. But, Croom pointed out, students need to spell well enough so they know when spell-check won't catch their mistake, as in the case of quit and quiet.

The popularity of text-messaging among kids isn't exactly reinforcing the notion of proper spelling. Abbreviated spellings like "l8r" - that's "later" to those who don't text - may have a social place, but educators want students to remember that the work world won't tolerate it.


Denise Shearer explains spelling directions in her sixth-grade classroom at Swanson Elementary in Omaha.

Bottom line - if you spell a common word wrong, people think "this is not a smart person," Croom said.

In OPS and Millard, time spent on a pretest of 10 or so words, then writing each a few times, then taking a test on those words at week's end is now - or will be - spent in a variety of ways.

In some cases, students who know the words at pretest will get new words to challenge them. Or teachers might introduce a few words during writing or reading lessons, then expect students to spell them correctly from then on.

Lists may still go home, but they likely will be individualized with words the student struggles with.

Jamie Gibson's first-grade daughter McKayla attends Millard's Reagan Elementary. The words McKayla is learning to spell regularly pop up in other subjects, Gibson said.

"It's not just a random spelling list like it was when I was a kid," she said. "They'll see it in their math book, in their reading."

Now, when the two read together, Gibson can point out the words - come, said, they, there - to her daughter to reinforce what she's learning.

By the time students reach upper elementary school, several educators said, they will study words and their roots so they understand the spelling behind them. If a student knows the root aqua means water, then half of aquarium and aquifer are in the bag.

"Words are more complex than just memorizing letters," said Kelcy Currin, an instructional facilitator for the Papillion-La Vista district. "We want kids to truly understand how words work."

• Contact the writer: 444-1037, michaela.saunders@owh.com

1/29/2009

I've died and went to Omaha

I once stalked College World Series baseball players at the Omaha Marriott while I was in college. Now's about the time I grow up and start stalking adults. And I think I'll start with Mr. Clooney. Hot mama! I think the four "Honeymoon is Over" readers and I should have a contest to see who spots him first...

George Clooney heading to Omaha for new film



Academy Award-winning actor George Clooney will be in Omaha this spring filming for the new movie, "Up in the Air."

Oscar nominated "Juno" director Jason Reitman wrote the screenplay and will direct the Paramount Pictures film. Reitman and his crew have been to Omaha several times scouting locations and “fell in love with the city” said Dana Markel, executive director of the Omaha Convention and Visitors Bureau.

Filming locations will include the giant push pins that feature tourist locations such as the Henry Doorly Zoo and Boys Town.

"Up in the Air" is based on the novel written by Walter Kirn about a constantly traveling corporate downsizer obsessed with collecting his one millionth frequent flyer mile. The main character, Ryan Bingham -- played by Clooney -- endures some quirky twists and turns on his journey.

This isn’t Clooney’s first brush with Omaha. He won an Oscar nomination for his role in "Michael Clayton," which includes a quick visual reference of Omaha. Clooney is expected to be in Omaha filming "Up in the Air" for three days.

1/21/2009

I have a new obsession

And her name is Michelle Obama. Her inaugural gown was hot! I thought the color looked awesome on her and the style was great. Very flattering and seemed to fit her personality well. Plus, it's a major bonus she didn't choose something matronly like exhibits A and B:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B
I know Hils and Lars both became first ladies at older ages than Shel (totally on a nickname basis) , but still - blach! I wouldn't let my grandma wear either of those to an inaugural ball! Newsflash Hillary Rodham Clinton: mesh, jeweled sleeves were never cool. Not now, not in 1800 and not even in the 1990s when you actually wore that hideous thing. (Not to bash a prominent American figure, but she should stick to politics.)

Back to the first lady of the hour...how 'bout her love for J. Crew? The gloves (and rumor has it shoes) she wore with her lemongrass ensemble during the swearing in ceremony were just a little something she picked up there. And Sasha and Malia (who had a movie party in the White House last night - HOW FUN!) and their little Crewcuts coats. Word to Obama: I too like J. Crew, it's just a little pricey for me. Let's stimulate this economy and mandate they lower their prices!

In other fashion news, props to Target for the $2.25 Cherokee brand white turtleneck I found on the clearance rack last night. Sorry friends - I got the last one. I know you're jealous. Why don't you blog about it.

1/20/2009

Happy Inauguration Day

Today's a neat day.

Regardless if you voted McCain, Obama or yourself, regardless if you're 6 or 106, regardless if you spent today at home, work or Nebraska Furniture Mart's TV department, chances are good you tuned in to history as Barack H. Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States.

The good ole US of A is filled with a lot of people, and all different people at that. But today we all have one thing in common, as 1.20.09 marks the beginning of a new era. Today is something that brought Americans together. Today, infamous musicians and award winning movie stars traded the red carpet for bundling up and interspersing on the national mall with millions of other everyday Americans. Employees ate lunch together in conference rooms, eyes glued to the television. DVRs were erased to make room for today's coverage. If deleting a full season of Desperate Housewives doesn't say "I care about the inauguration," I don't know what does.

So, yeah. Today's cool. I look forward to watching America evolve and improve under our new leadership. But for now, I've got to continue to hunt for a white turtleneck.

1/07/2009

Macy Eye View

For Christmas, Macy got a camera. It attaches to her collar and takes photos randomly. Trevor and I thought this would be really fun when she is home alone to see what she does, and maybe even at Bark Avenue.

Tonight while cooking dinner was the first time she wore it and I'm already obsessed. You might not find them as funny as we did, but I can't help to put her thoughts to each photo.

"Drop something drop something drop something. It smells delicious. What are you cooking up there?"

"Well shit. Looks like I'm outta luck. Through that door to the bowls on the floor is where I shall feast."

1/06/2009

Ringing in 2009

While we missed ringing in 2009 with our friends, we could not have been anywhere better. My family was privileged to celebrate the new year (and Husker victory!) in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. There was never a dull or inactive moment! We rode snowmobiles through Yellowstone, sledded, skied, went on a sleigh ride, got massages (at least the ladies did!), hot tubbed, sauna-d and ate and drank too much. And somehow... even though we flew through Denver and in and out of Idaho Falls - in December/January...all flights were on time. It was the perfect culmination to 2008 and a fantastic way to commence 2009.

12/24/2008

And so this is Christmas

I can not believe today is Christmas Eve. My friends and I recently shared a little e-mail Christmas survey and one of the questions was "What annoys you most about Christmas?" My initial response was "nothing" but I think a better answer would have been that Christmas just comes and goes too fast. There truly is nothing better than the spirit of the season and the joy in the air. And before we know it, the lights will be turned off, Star 104.5 will nix the carols and go back to playing light rock, the trees will made into mulch and credit card statements will start rolling in. In the busyness that is today and tomorrow, I hope everyone enjoys this very special time of the year and doesn't take any moment of the holiday for granted.

Merry Christmas!
Wendy

12/22/2008

I'm actually looking forward to detox

Jan. 4 starts eating and spending detox 2K9. Christmas, while I really, really love it, is neither good for your waistline nor your checking account. Double ouch.

12/19/2008

Gaggle is to Geese

As ridiculous shit ton is to the Duggars.

Duggar Family Welcomes 18th (!) Child

By Alicia Dennis Originally posted Thursday December 18, 2008 08:10 PM EST

The Duggar Family, before the latest arrivalPhoto by: Beth Hall / AP
Duggar Family Welcomes 18th (!) Child

Give us another J!

Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar of Tontitown, Ark., had their eighteenth child Thursday – Jordyn-Grace Makiya, who joins the rest of her J-named siblings.

Jordyn-Grace was born via C-section at Mercy Medical Center in Rogers, weeks before her due date of Jan. 1. She weighed in at 7 lbs, 3 oz and was 20 inches long.

"Mother and baby are resting and doing well," says a rep for the Duggar family, whose crowded house is featured on the TLC network show 17 Kids & Counting.

The newest Duggar has a lot of names to keep straight.

The other kids – who range in age from 20 years to 17 months – are Joshua (who married Anna Keller in September and says he is looking forward to the "blessing of children" of his own), twins John-David and Jana, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, twins Jeremiah and Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah and Jennifer.

Their parents married when Michelle was 17 and Jim Bob was 19. (Her mother had to officially sign permission.) After birth-control pills were blamed for a miscarriage, the couple decided to throw them out. They've had a new baby approximately every 18 months since.

"What really works for me is swaddling a baby and snuggling up," Michelle told PEOPLE in an interview last year. "I love that time of just bonding and nursing a little baby. And, with a new baby, I realize that I don't need as much sleep as I used to think I did. You learn. This time goes by so quickly. I look at my older children and wonder where the time went."

A special on Jordyn-Grace's birth will air Dec. 22 at 10 p.m. on TLC.

12/15/2008

Baby It's Freaking Cold Outside

You know it's cold when you can't even be mad at your dog for pooping in the house. 

12/10/2008

Happy three years, TFitch.

This anniversary will almost be as great as last year. Although last year we didn't have to work and had dinner aboard the Carnival Elation, whereas this year we're working, having dinner in Omaha (but at the Paxton which I can't complain about) and it's -10 degrees outside. Totally as great as our second anniversary. :-)

12/09/2008

Dear Sir I Confronted in the Von Maur Parking Lot

I'm sorry I yelled at you.
But you were parked illegally - not in a parking spot - and you trapped me in.
I nearly backed into your Trailblazer.
I'd probably still be sitting there in my car, waiting to back-up, if the woman parked next to me didn't come out of Von Maur and leave shortly after I tried to.

I was going to write you a note.
Instead you came out of Von Maur.
I confronted you.
You said "okay."
I contemplated even saying anything, in the spirit of the season.
But I did.
And now I feel bad.
So, sorry I yelled at you.
I was annoyed.
Just please don't park illegally and in my way again.

11/28/2008

All My Mom Wants for Thanksgiving is Her Two Front Teeth

We had an interesting Thanksgiving.

Let me set up the story by telling you the nemesis behind the story. My parents have a wolf head hat - a hat made of a real wolf head. They got it when we were in Alaska several years ago. It's fun to pull out occasionally. Macy is terrified of it. Now my mom is too. 

Megan and I playing around with the wolf hat several years ago 

They display it on a stone head statue - probably weighing 15-20 pounds. Wednesday night my mom was getting something out of a closet and the wolf head/statue combo fell. Her mouth took the brunt of it - knocking out her two front teeth and, four hours at the emergency room later, giving her eight stitches.

My mom originally had capped teeth, so that's what broke off. So what she was left with were the two little chiseled down pieces her capped teeth were affixed to. I tell you this part of the story because this conversation was funny.

Wendy: "So what did mom look like."
Kalin: "Like she got jumped."
Wendy: "LOL. So she had no teeth?"
Kalin: "Well she had the little stubs of real teeth."
Wendy: "Oh."
Kalin: "She looked like a vampire. A homeless vampire." 
Wendy: Erupts with laughter

My dad also called her a meth head. He's apparently watched too many after-school specials on what meth does to you and your teeth. 

Lucky for mi madre, my cousin's husband and our dentist, took her to his office yesterday morning and three hours later whipped up some temporary front toofers for her. 

In light of everything, my dad ate and ran at my aunt and uncle's and my mom stayed home since she couldn't eat and didn't want to gross everyone out with her stitches. So the rest of the family decided to show her how much we missed her. 

We e-mailed it to her from the gathering and she loved it, signing it "Love Mom on Meth." 

It was definitely a turkey day to remember. 

I also have to mention this. While my dad was on the phone with me, dentist Greg, my grandma, etc., our friends from Michigan called. They just found out the newest addition to the family, born about a month ago, has Down's Syndrome. Our thoughts go out to them.

Needless to say, it wasn't the best Thanksgiving. But I did wake up to a text message from Sarah and Jeff saying they welcomed their son to the world this morning around 1 a.m. And I'm about to clean out the storage room and watch the 'skers dominate the buffs with free beer and pizza (Thanks, Hites!) so hopefully things are turning around and the bad things are behind us this holiday season. 

11/20/2008

50 years old a still a little hottie


Barbie, wrinkle-less, grey-hair-less and still 36-18-38, has turned 50. My mom is so jealous. (Kidding, ma.)

Mattel, creators of the iconic doll, have put together a great video paying tribute to Barbie through the years. Any former or current Barbie lover should check out the piece. You can actually stop the video and click on Barbie things you had or wanted: her horses, the beauty parlor, Corvette - you name it. There's a polling feature, where you can click if you "had it" or "wanted it." You can also share your favorite Barbie memory. I think I always had my Ken and Barbie dolls make out. I'd never confess that on a Web site, though.

11/19/2008

Sing it String Beans

I love Nebraska.

I love catchy little ditties.

I now love the String Beans and this piece.

11/14/2008

Regrets

I try to live with no regrets.

But I might just regret not going to NKOTB this week.

11/13/2008

The Gift of Giving

I'm going off memory here, but in the last two months we've written checks to at least:

Habitat for Humanity
Arthritis Foundation
Boys & Girls Club
Kappa Kappa Gamma
YWCA
Special Olympics
United Way

And while that's all good and dandy, and I am sure my money is going to great programs and services, it was the giving six of my friends and I did last night that really made me feel fulfilled.

Maybe it's because I was with dear friends and we decided to turn girls night out into doing good. Maybe it's because The Food Bank stayed open late to accommodate us and were so appreciative our our time. Maybe it's because I could SEE what my efforts were doing - the massive unorganized cardboard boxes were getting smaller and categorized boxes were getting filled, sealed, stacked and new ones started.

I drove home last night with a great feeling radiating through me (until I got honked at - I don't think I cut him off). I thank my friends and The Food Bank for a sense of accomplishment. I'll continue to write checks as long as I am financially able, but I can't overlook the gift of giving time. While it seems like we could use a lot more time, it's something everyone can give - regardless if you are 8 1/2 months pregnant, have kids at home, work full time - whatever! We proved that last night.

I'd just like to close by saying I love my friends :-).

11/12/2008

Bump on 'da Head

If I had time yesterday to blog about me walking straight into the bathroom stall door - I'm talking side of it, not the front or back - I would have. But since I didn't have time to blog about it, just know that's where the knot on my forehead came from.

I'm going to shit, I tell 'ya.

11/10/2008

A Victorious Saturday

What a fun, busy Saturday we had! The football game was AWESOME! Not going to lie, I thought Mangino and his Jayhawks were going to eat, I mean beat, us. We showed them! It was cold but thankfully Emilie let me borrow her super warm Husker-red ski jacket that kept me nice and toasty.

After the victory we hurried back to Omaha and caught The Eagles live and in concert. What a fabulous show they put on! (Plus it never hurts to watch a concert in a suite at the Qwest Center.)

Man, I love the weekend. Is it Saturday yet?

11/04/2008

My favorite pawlitician

I'm Macy Fitch and I approve this message.

Better Late than Never

I 'spose it's time to talk about Wine 'Til Nine 2008, held Oct. 23. All in all, it was a great success. We raised more than $47,000 for the cause and had a great time. Thanks to everyone who came, donated or provided silent auction items. Fortunately, Trevor and I had better luck at the silent auction this year (i.e. not buying things the other one donated, not breaking an ornament immediately upon getting it home, etc.). The Hites came away with an awesome Annie M's original painting. She's so good!

Click on the image below for a brief review in the Omaha World-Herald.

11/02/2008

Going for the Gold

Shawn and Bela were named champions at the Hites annual Halloween Hoopla. While we pulled off a win, there was some stiff competition. Speaking of stiff...the splits were not quite as easy to do as they were 10 years ago. Ouchie.

Macy was a hula girl for Halloween. She got the belly dance (aka begging) down!





















Quotes of the night included but were not limited to:
"Hi, I'm Shawn Johnson." 
"Come on, Nas!" 
"She is an Olympic Champion."
















Some great costumes, including Shawn Johnson & Bela Karolyi, Josh Hite, Pharm.D., professional figure skating pair, Juno and Bleeker, "blackmail," O!, Busch Light, Juno and Flava Flav, Dr. Rey and patient from Dr. 90210, Jillian and Bob and Wilma Flinstone. Costumes continue in other photo...
















Wanted to make sure  you could see Fred, Sandy and Napoleon. 
















That's straight up embroidered. 


10/31/2008

Movin' Out

This has been my workspace for the past week while they were laying carpet in the new area. Emilie graciously let me move in. Em and I, face-to-face, 40+ hours. I'm back to my partially finished office.

Em, it's been real.















10/30/2008

Goodwill

I felt compelled to blog about this article for two reasons.

First to acknowledge the best lead I've read in a long time: "Even if you don't think Sarah Palin is a smart cookie, you have to admit she's a smart dresser." You're right, Niz, I don't think she is a smart cookie.

The other reason I had to blog about this is because it reminds me of a Goodwill story of my own. (The part talking about the chances of Sarah Palin's expensive duds winding up at an Omaha-area Goodwill store.) You see, my dad used to own a hot pink Notre Dame polo. It was hot (pink). After he wore it out (or got too much ridicule) he took it to the Goodwill.

Fast forward a few weeks to a phat frat party. One of Trevor's brothas is rocking a hot pink Notre Dame polo shirt. Small hole near the buttons.

Wendy: "Where'd you get that shirt, Mike?"
Mike: "Goodwill."

Mike bought (actually, he confessed he STOLE) my dad's shirt.

What are the odds? I'm hoping as slim as the odds of Sarah Palin becoming vice-president.

10/29/2008

My name is Wendy and I'm a cold sore survivor

I have big plans.

This weekend, from my basement (isn't that where all successful nonprofits begin?), I'm starting NCACS - the National Coalition Against Cold Sores. I'm sick of 'em and they need to be wiped out!! Pretty soon we'll have "Cure Cold Sore" walkathons and telethons and our own colored ribbon. Abreva will be a thing of the past.

They hurt, are ugly, expensive to make go away and - most importantly - are RUINING my Halloween costume for this year. It's time to put Herpes Simplex 1 to rest.

10/27/2008

Sign Language Class

Tonight was my first night of sign language class. It was great. I work with a deaf woman and I am very excited to be able to better communicate with her. I practiced spelling out "good morning" on my way home; I am already looking forward to seeing her tomorrow morning.

I have been practicing since I got home. I've been spelling out "treat" to Macy and I think she gets it! I will have to try different words to see if she can actually read what I am spelling. Trevor said he is enjoying me taking my class because I am much quieter. I called him a mean name via sign language. Best part is he has no idea what I called him :-).

10/16/2008

Pledge Plays

I just received an e-newsletter from the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society, talking about a new program called "LLS Play Cures." It's genius.

In essence, the LLS Play Cures concept was created by the dad of an 11 year old boy with Leukemia. As he was dealing with his son's illness, he created an online gaming platform that could also raise money for causes. You "buy tokens" online (aka donate) and then you use your tokens to play games online. Solitaire, Putt Nutz...sounds fun to me!

Next time you're bored at work or hungover on Sunday and think you've found the end of the Internet, buy a few tokens at LLS Play Cures. It'll make you and many others feel much better.

10/15/2008

Hot Dog

I was all smiles this morning at Bark Ave. It's been brought to my attention by the owner that Macy is a "social butterfly" and has a "special friend." Actually two: Max and Buddy. One (I think Max) is a yorkie and apparently they are crushing on each other. And Buddy is a rat terrior who was at first shy, but Macy has "helped him come out of his shell."

I wonder if they hold paws behind the playset.

10/13/2008

I wish I could say I was kidding.

But I'm not. Macy just barfed on the back of my head. In my hair. Nasty. 

10/03/2008

10/02/2008

Politics Simplified

(Thanks, Dad)

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family , so call me The
President .
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the
Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

10/01/2008

Lights, Camera, Ew

Either the lighting and mirrors in the bathroom at work are horrible, or I need some Botox and lipo stat.

Ironic Intersection

When in Michigan we passed a hilarious intersection. This is an honest-to-goodness real intersection and I had to take a photo. Given all the crap going on with our economy and corporate scandals, I thought it was the appropriate time to post.

If you click on the photos it should enlarge. If you still can't read it, the streets intersecting are Crooks Road and Corporate Drive.